(dogs bark)

G9

I've been caught stealing; Once when I was 5...

I enjoy stealing. It's just as simple as that

Well, it's just a simple fact 

When I want something. I don't want to pay for it

 

   C7                Bb7                 C7

I walk right through the door

Bb7    C7      Bb7          F7   G9

Walk right through the door

 C7                                       Bb9  A9

Hey all right! If I get by, 

       G9      G9

it's mine Mine all mine!

 

My girl, she's one too. She'll go and get her a skirt

Stick it under her shirt. She grabbed a razor for me

And she  - did it  - just like that

When she wants something. She don't want to pay for it

 

Chorus

 

SOLO verse then chorus  w/ da da da da's 

 

We sat around the pile. We sat and laughed

We sat and laughed and Waved it into the air!

And we did it just like that

When we want something. We don't want to pay for it

 

Chorus