Intro: D7

D7
I am ready, as ready as anybody can be
         G7                                           D7
I am ready, ready as anybody can be
       A7                         G7                         D7
I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me

            D7*                D7*             D7*           D7*
I got a axe-handled pistol on a graveyard frame.
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearing balls and chain.
I'm drinking TNT, I'm smoking dynamite.
D7*  N.C.
I hope some screwball start a fight

                       G7                                           D7
Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
         A7                  G7                 D7
I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair
I know you feel like I ain't nowhere
Well, stop what you're doing, baby, come over here
I'll prove to you baby that I ain't no square

                       G7                                           D7
Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
         A7                  G7                 D7
I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me

D7    G7   D7   A7  G7  D7.  harmonica solo x2

D7    G7   D7   A7  G7  D7  A7. guitar solo x2

I been drinking gin like never before.
I feel so good I want you to know.
One more drink, I wish you would.
I takes a whole lotta loving to make me feel good

                       G7                                           D7
Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
         A7                  G7                 D7
I am ready for you, I hope you ready for me

D7    G7