Intro:
Dm Am F C.  Bb Gm F A7

Dm                                      Am                       F                   C
I can ride my bike with no handlebars   No handlebars   No handlebars
Bb                                       Gm                      F                           A7
I can ride my bike with no handlebars   No handlebars   No handlebars

Dm                                     Am                                                         F                                                             C
Look at me, look at me   Hands in the air like it's good to be   Alive and I'm a famous rapper   Even when the paths're all crookedy
Bb                                                    Gm                                                                F                                                                    A7
I can show you how to do-si-do   I can show you how to scratch a record   I can take apart the remote control   And I can almost put it back together

Dm                                                     Am                                                 F                                                                  C
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem   I can tell you about Leif Ericson   I know all the words to "De Colores"   And "I'm proud to be an American"
Bb                                                      Gm                                                               F                                                         A7
Me and my friend saw a platypus   Me and my friend made a comic book   And guess how long it took   I can do anything that I want cause, look:

Dm                                        Am                     F                             C
I can keep rhythm with no metronome   No metronome   No metronome  
Bb                                               Gm                            F                                           A7
And I can see your face on the telephone   On the

Look at me, look at me   Just called to say that it's good to be   Alive in such a small world   I'm all curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store   I can make a living off a magazine   I can design an engine sixty four miles to a gallon of gasoline

I can make new antibiotics   I can make computers survive aquatic conditions, I know how to run a business   And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers, shakers and producers   Me and my friends understand the future I see the strings that control the systems   I can do anything with no assistance

Dm                                                    Am                             F                                       C
Cause I can lead a nation with a microphone   With a microphone   With a microphone 
Bb                                                Gm                 F                          A7
And I can split the atom of a molecule   Of a molecule   Of a molecule   

Horn solo..

Look at me, look at me   Driving and I won't stop   And it feels so good to be   Alive and on top
My reach is global   My tower secure   My cause is noble   My power is pure

I can hand out a million vaccinations   Or let 'em all die in exasperation   Have 'em all healed from their lacerations   Have 'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison   Just because I don't like 'em and I can do anything with no permission   I have it all under my command

Dm                                                     Am              F                    C
Because I can guide a missile by satellite   By satellite   By satellite
Bb                                                Gm                                     F                                A7
And I can hit a target through a telescope   Through a telescope   Through a telescope

Dm                                            Am                         F                        C
And I can end the planet in a holocaust   In a holocaust   In a holocaust
Bb                           Gm                        F                          A7
In a holocaust   In a holocaust   In a holocaust   In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars · repeat.

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