Intro: Ebm Ebm Ebm Abm | Abm Ebm Bb Ebm

        Ebm                                Ebm       Ebm                                   Abm
Well I don't go to church on Sunday, don't get on my knees to pray.
          Abm                                      Ebm       Bb                              Bb
Don't memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way.

I know Jesus loves me, maybe just a little bit more.
I fall to my knees every Sunday at Zerelda Lee's candy store.

Well it's got to be a Chocolate Jesus, makes me feel good inside.
Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, to keep me satisfied.

Well I don't want no Abba Zabba, don't want no Almond Joy.
There ain't nothing better      suitable for this boy.

Well it's the only thing that can pick me up,   better than a Cup-o-Gold.
See, only a Chocolate Jesus can satisfy my soul.

Well it's got to be a Chocolate Jesus, makes me feel good inside.
Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, to keep me satisfied.

Jam

        Abm                                              Abm
When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade.
      Abm                                              Ebm
It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane.
    Abm                                     Abm
He flows like the big muddy but that's ok,
Bb                                                Bb               
pour him over ice-cream for a nice parfait.

Well it's got to be a Chocolate Jesus, good enough for me.
Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, good enough for me.

Well it's got to be a Chocolate Jesus, makes me feel good inside.
Got to be a Chocolate Jesus, to keep me satisfied.