C                                             G                                             Am                                                    F
I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser    Midnights become my afternoons
When my depression works the graveyard shift    All of the people I've ghosted stand there in the room

C                                                  G
I should not be left to my own devices. They come with prices and
Am                                      Fmaj7
vices    I end up in crises. (Tale as old as time)

I wake up screaming from dreaming. One day I'll watch as you're
leaving 'Cause you got tired of my scheming (For the last time)

C                G                                              Am           F
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me    At tea time, everybody agrees
C                                    G                                                Am                                                 F
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror    It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero

Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
And I'm a monster on the hill
Too big to hang out, slowly lurching towards your favorite city
Pierced through the heart, but never killed

Cmaj7                    G                               Am
Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguised as altruism
F
Like some kind of congressman (tale as old as time)
I wake up screaming from dreaming
One day I'll watch as you're leaving
And life will lose all of its meaning
(For the last time)

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
At tea time, everybody agrees
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero

C                             G
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
Am                            Fmaj7
She thinks I left them in the will
C                              G
The family gathers around and reads it and then someone screams out
Am                            F
"She's laughing up at us from hell!"

C             G
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
Am            Fmaj7
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me
Cmaj7            Gmaj7
It's me, hi, everybody agrees
Gmaj7             Fmaj7
Everybody agreessssss...

C      G
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me (I'm the problem, it's me)
Am        Fmaj7
At tea time, everybody agrees
C                           G
I'll stare directly at the sun, but never in the mirror
Am                              F
It must be exhausting, always rooting for the anti-hero