Intro: N.C. (drums)

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I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser, Midnights become my afternoons
When my depression works the graveyard shift. All of the people I've ghosted stand there in the room

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I should not be left to my own devices. They come with prices and
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vices.    I end up in crises. (Tale as old as time)

I wake up screaming from dreaming. One day I'll watch as you're
leaving. 'Cause you got tired of my scheming (For the last time)

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It's me, hi  I'm the problem, it's me. At tea time, everybody agrees
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I'll stare directly at the sun    But never in the mirror. It must be exhausting    Always rooting for the anti-hero

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Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby And I'm a monster on the hill
Too big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite city. Pierced through the heart, but never killed

Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as
altruism. Like some kind of congressman (Tale as old as time)

I wake up screaming from dreaming One day I'll watch as you're
leaving  And life will lose all its meaning (For the last time)

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It's me, hi  I'm the problem, it's me. At tea time, everybody agrees
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I'll stare directly at the sun    But never in the mirror. It must be exhausting    Always rooting for the anti-hero

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I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
She thinks I left them in the will
The family gathers around and reads it and then someone screams out
"She's laughing up at us from hell!"

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It's me, hi  I'm the problem, it's me
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It's me, hi    I'm the problem, it's me
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It's me, hi, everybody agrees
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Everybody agrees…

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It's me, hi  I'm the problem, it's me. At tea time, everybody agrees
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I'll stare directly at the sun    But never in the mirror. It must be exhausting    Always rooting for the anti-hero

A E B C#m (outro)