Intro: G

C                                    D                        Bm                                    Em
I was supposed to be sent away    But they forgot to come and get me
C                               D                                     G                         Em
I was a functioning alcoholic    'Til nobody noticed my new aesthetic

All of this to say, I hope you're okay    But you're the reason
And no one here's to blame    But what about your quiet treason?

And for a fortnight there we were forever    Run into you sometimes, ask about the weather
Now you're in my backyard, turned into good neighbors  Your wife waters flowers, I want to kill her

All my mornings are Monday stuck in an endless February
I took the miracle move on drug, the effects were temporary

And I love you, it's ruining my life (And I love you, it's ruining my life)
I touched you for only a fortnight (I touched you). But I touched you

And for a fortnight there we were forever Run into you sometimes, ask about the weather Now you're in my
backyard, turned into good neighbors Your wife waters flowers, I want to kill her

And for a fortnight there we were together. Run into you sometimes, comment on my sweater
Now you're at the mailbox, turned into good neighbors My husband is cheating, I want to kill him

I love you, it's ruining my life, I love you, it's ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight, I touched you, I touched you

I love you, it's ruining my life, I love you, it's ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight, I touched you, I touched you

Thought of calling you but you won't pick up    Another fortnight lost in America
Move to Florida, buy the car you want    But it won't start up 'til you touch, touch, touch me

Thought of calling you but you won't pick up    Another fortnight lost in America
Move to Florida, buy the car you want    But it won't start up 'til I touch, touch, touch you